Episodes
Episodes



Wednesday Jul 18, 2018
066 The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
Wednesday Jul 18, 2018
Wednesday Jul 18, 2018
This week Ben Eller and Steven Spratling talk about The Autopsy of Jane Doe. We find out how dead we are inside. We talk about how this movie ranks among other similar horror movies. And Ben has a theory that truly improves the way Steven sees this movie.
Movie discussion begins at 01:22:48
Music by Ben Eller



Wednesday Jul 11, 2018
065 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Wednesday Jul 11, 2018
Wednesday Jul 11, 2018
Just one year after we did our first wildcard episode, Ben Eller and Steven Spratling go back to the Harry Potter franchise for more. We take a semi-difficult Harry Potter quiz, talk about how to shorten this movie, and get into how freaky Moaning Myrtle is. Let's get into the Chamber of Secrets!
Movie discussion begins at 00:46:23.
Music by Ben Eller



Tuesday Jul 03, 2018
064 Jaws (1975)
Tuesday Jul 03, 2018
Tuesday Jul 03, 2018
It's time to celebrate the 4th of July in the Deadest and Loveliest way by talking about Jaws. We're moving onwards and upwards here with a low-key announcement about big things ahead. We talk summer blockbusters. And we go into the briny deep to talk about a 25-foot great white.
Movie discussion begins at 00:51:10
Music by Ben Eller



Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
063 The Final Girls (2015)
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
We conclude our month long look at camp slashers with the meta-horror comedy The Final Girls. We find out which final girl we are, talk about the movie’s numerous references to other horror films and break down its numerous meta levels.
Movie discussion begins at 00:39:57
Music by Ben Eller



Tuesday Jun 19, 2018
062 Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Tuesday Jun 19, 2018
Tuesday Jun 19, 2018
We're finally talking about what may be the best camp slasher ever made: Sleepaway Camp. Ben Eller and Steven Spratling get some answers from the wizards over at Buzzfeed. Then we get effusive about how great Sleepaway Camp is while also demonstrating that no matter how many times you see this movie, it's hard to fully understand.
Movie discussion begins at 00:55:43
Music by Ben Eller



Monday Jun 18, 2018
061.5 Hereditary (2018) Minisode
Monday Jun 18, 2018
Monday Jun 18, 2018
Coming at you with an unexpected minisode about Hereditary. Spoilers abound, so don't listen unless you want to have a great horror movie spoiled for you. We just wanted to get some thoughts out there. We'll do a fuller episode once the movie is widely available.



Tuesday Jun 12, 2018
061 Friday The 13th Part 3 (1982)
Tuesday Jun 12, 2018
Tuesday Jun 12, 2018
This week, Ben Eller and Steven Spratling are reminded that not all of the Friday the 13th series can be considered great. We talk about 3D movies and incels. We break down the timeline of the series. And we have a very special theory regarding each character's inability to see anything out of the frame of the camera.
Movie discussion begins at 00:39:55
Music by Ben Eller



Wednesday Jun 06, 2018
060 The Burning (1981)
Wednesday Jun 06, 2018
Wednesday Jun 06, 2018
When Ben Eller and Steven Spratling come together to discuss The Burning, you better watch out because it's gonna get hot. We take a Buzzfeed quiz with a convoluted premise. We talk about summer camp slashers, Harvey Weinstein being terrible, and why the gender politics in this movie are actually a good thing.
Movie discussion begins at 00:50:05
Music by Ben Eller



Tuesday May 29, 2018
059 Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Tuesday May 29, 2018
When Ben Eller and Steven Spratling finally get into shark movies, you know it's time to care about sharks. Are you a shark person or a dinosaur person? How many good shark movies actually exist? Why is this movie so bad?
Movie conversation starts at 00:47:17
Music by Ben Eller



Wednesday May 23, 2018
058 Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Wednesday May 23, 2018
Wednesday May 23, 2018
Our newest wildcard entry into the Dead and Lovely cannon is Raiders of the Lost Ark. We get into talking about Pigeon Forge, TN, for some reason. We talk about some mainstay movies from our childhood. And, we tell you why Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood's relationship is particularly unsavory.
Movie discussion begins at 55:52
Music by Ben Eller